ma name is lizzy, and i am perfect. i don't work hard, and i deserve it. haha :)

This is the funniest thing ever :)

so today i drove back to houston! whoopie! :] i do miss austin though. packing and loading my car was such a biiiitch. i was like.. how the hell am i supposed to fit all of this in my car. i left behind a big bin. the heaviest bin. josh tried to move it and looked at it with the biggest eyes ever saying

"WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THIS."

haha. kinda like how joey looked @ the turkey in the thanksgiving episode of Friends (the one with brad pitt.. sexyyyyy) and said

"YOU ARE MY EVEREST!"

super heavy lifting! luckily, i got my bitches to do it for me ;) haha jkkkk simon and joshhhh. we had to play tetris with my car in order to fit everything in. those hours of blockles finally came to good use :) haha. driving sucked! my car was filled to the max! my rear view mirror was useless. i couldn't even check my blind spot -_- scary as hell switching lanes to my right. everytime i switched, i switched supppper slow and prayed "i really hope no one is next to me".. BUT i got home safely! :) pshhhh rear view mirrors and blind spot checks.. who needs 'em.

and the friends episode.. sooo funny
part 1
part 2
part 2

so on the long car ride home, i was jammin' to drake, jamie foxx, and elliott yamin. i noticed lil wayne likes to quote himself in songs.

example 1:
jamie foxx ft. lil wayne - number one
"he so sweet make her wanna eat the candy store"

example 2:
drake ft. lil wayne - unstoppable
"your girl hanging from my dick
your girl sanging to my shit
like ah loli loli pop"

i feel like there are more instances but i can't think of anymore.

last night, we had the biggest feast ever. it consisted of.. curry chicken, digiornio's pizza, mashed potatoes, some meat simon made which he burned me making, white cheddar mac&cheese, green beans, and kimchi (gross). our recession-friendly meal :)



damnit, i need a job. no moneys :( and i miss kenobi. luckily, i'll be back after the summa! the hostesses had a slumber party after my last day :) i'm going to miss those grrrls. i felt so lame though. i knocked out at like 2am on the floor. 2 of the other girls went on a whataburger adventure. i'm usually awake for these things! what's going on!? then i woke up @ 7:30am. WHAT. weird, right? people know i usually don't sleep until the wee hours of the morning. last night i slept at 12:30ish. WHAAAAAT. shocker. srsly. i'm turning into a gma.

look what sandy & thao wrote for meeee :) they're so sweeeet!


ENLARGEEEE!

my mom is about to get a facebook -_- i hope she doesn't try to search for me. BLOCK. haha. that would be too weird. o_O

now that i'm back in houston, time for some tacos del juliioooo, crawfiiiish, 101's milk tea, and moooooores. yeaaaaah boooooooy!