sex with a dancer & elliott yamin.

the survivors of the destroyed colony keep zooming by my face.. LET ME EAT IN PEACE DAMNIT!



here's the picture of the sign i promised :)
underneath you can see simon's reply:

"spray their penis with RAID!"

LOL, i tell you. LOL.

right now, i'm researching places to eat tonight with girlfriend mel, girlfriend josh, and ugly boy simon. there are so many places in austin i want to try! i love how there are a bunch of non-...big? chain? whatever.. restaurants here. so much variety! mexican? continent/european? japanese? cajuuuun creole? omg idk. :(

so the other day, i was at taphouse with mel, jos, and sim. we had probably the best group discussion ever. like seriously, if you weren't there, you missed out. our conversation was completely about sex. mel and i were wondering if sex styles vary across cultures. like would doing a black guy be tooootttttaallly different from doing an asian?? then i wondered how about a dancer? since dancers obviously know how to move, is that evident in their bedly adventures? or how about those r&b artists that sing about how they'll "turn you out"? (ahem, elliott yamin) are they really as good as they claim? usher? are you all talk? lol. so many questions unanswered!

speaking of elliott yamin.. i love his song "don't be afraid"



lyrics:

I don't mean to bother you, I see you with your girlfriends
Wanna know if you got any plans for the weekend
Can I pick you up around 7, you let me know when.
That's when she says she's got a man...
I don't see a ring on your fingers so what you sayin'
Why your girls look at you so crazy, c'mon, stop playin'
If it's not too much can I at least know what your name is
Girl why you tellin' me you can't

Don't be afraid to fall in love
Cause I don't believe in giving up
Please give me a chance to earn your trust
Cause I know I can be everything that you need
Don't be afraid to fall in love
And don't ever say that is just too much
Cause you never know I could be the one
Girl we're not all the same,
Babe don't be afraid to love

You say that every man is lookin' for just one thing
You say they love you but they really don't know what it means
How can you think that way when you know nothin' about me
I say you runnin' away
I'll buy you nice things that I cannot pronounce
And if you let me love you, babe I will turn you out
I'll stay committed and I promise I would be around
Your life will not be the same

Don't be afraid to fall in love
Cause I don't believe in giving up
Please give me a chance to earn your trust
Cause I know I can be everythin' that you need
Don't be afraid to fall in love
And don't ever say that is just too much
Cause you never know I could be the one
Girl we're not all the same, babe don't be afraid to love

If you try
It's not a waste of time
You will find
That love is what you need in your life
Just let it go
Nobody's gonna hurt you
Don't say no
Tell me what I need to do
To make you see that you don't have to be that way
Just don't be afraid!

Wooo -
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
To fall in love!

Don't be afraid to fall in love
Cause I don't believe in giving up
Please give me a chance to earn your trust
Cause I know I can be everythin' that you need
Don't be afraid to fall in love
And don't ever say that is just too much
Cause u never know I could be the one
Girl we're not all the same, babe don't be afraid to love

Hooo -
Don't be afraid!

i would so date him if he sang this to me.

my next album review will probably be his. :)

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kevin just showed me this horrible fugness.

new texas driver's license

wtf is that. it looks like shit.